And so the new semester starts. As usual, pegi beli new stationaries, or in other words 'update' my stationaries, buat ID(lost it), add subjects, and beli deodorant baru. Haha. Damn, AXE deodorant is not bad compared to the price. I forgot the price but its not bad. Plus their adverts are fucking cool wei! My favourite is the one that took place in the library. Take a preview, fap at your own risk:
What? Its a different video? Pi la carik sendiri, smua nak bagi senang la hidup. Ok so then , mcm ada x puas hati jugak la with this deodorant. Yes, it have a not-so-bad-armpit smell, but i think the advertisement is a lie. After using it for one week, i see no difference. As understood from the advert, if u use it, girls tend to come over or seeks ur attention, badly, and give their phone number. In my experience, no girls ever give their phone number, they just asked for mine. HAHAHAHAHAHA. So i think this is not fair and i feel cheated, and i want a full refund please.
Okay so back to the story, beli stationaries. I went to the Curve, jalan2 pi MPH, their stationaries suck. They only have books, effing boring. So went out, wanted to go to Popular at Ikano, since its too far and i was lazy to walk all the way, i thought why not Tesco? Tesco everything got. From undergarments to chilli sauce, they have everything mang. So went to Tesco, masuk je, and there on the left is the stationaries. Oh, how convenient. Barang2 ok. Pencil check, 4 pens check, ruler check, highlighter check, eraser check, book check, stapler check, stapler bullets check, cash NOT CHECKED. I had RM20. My cash was in the other pants. Fuck. Okay, so kira2 (gunacalculatorhandphonesebabmalasnakkirakirapakaiotaknantipeningkenaamekpanadoldantido.jpg), i took pen, pencil,ruler, highlighter and eraser only tq. Knn btol.
I was so tensed, that i actually felt tensed. Balik tu bosan and tak puas hati? singgah mamak jap mai pekena teh tarik tgk jauh mana dia piiiii. (I had RM3 and a few coins so quite safe) Lepas minum sket, korek hidung jap, kuntil2 jadi bola buang kat lantai, pastu hirup lagi sket, watched the people around me, lit a cigarette, smokes a few puffs, hirup lagi sket teh tarik, watched cars pass by while smoking, sapu taik mata, teh tarik tinggal sket so habiskan terus, i smoked some more, i payed cash to the mamak, then i went home feeling satisfied. (MACAM STATUS FACEBOOK KAN, EFF YOU PEEPS HAHA)
So smpai umah je, looked at the aquarium, the water was so hazy. I was like "Oh man, not the algae again." Tuang lagi ubat RM14.80 itu. In an hour, the water was crystal clear. This thing is like, magic. Its like seeing your teh o suam transform into air suam in one hour. Even mamak Kayu-Nasi-Kandar-Mahal-Dan-Tak-Sedap pun x boleh buat beb. I have an idea! Ill buy 10 bottles of those stuff, go to a lake or something and pour it all in it. Ill wait for 2 hours and we have a fucking swimming pool with fishes! Muahahaha. Maybe ill try at tasik-teh-tarik Uniten and see wether it works or not. If it works, ill demand RM30k from the management for restoring the lake to what it should be. Heck, ill make a monthly contract mang. Ill be rich in no time, then the fees would be from 5k per month to 9k per month. Woohoo!
Talking about Uniten, whats up with the drink booth? Its like we have to buy drinks from one stall only? No more 'Milo ais satu' from akak apten ciken rais? Heck, even all the normal stalls are not selling drinks anymore. Bloody fuck, with my super-business-sinus-sensing-skills, i smell money-making-bastards as the culprit. I pity them, coz drinks have a higher profit margin compared to food mang. These people are doing the business to survive! And the management(i guess), they already have a friekin salary, yet still want to take some more money from the poor(not in a monetary way) people. Dah la air x sedap, mahal plak tu! Actually its not that expensive compared to damansara, but whatever. Its just a baseless point. Pfft. But seriously xde la sedap sgt, since it came from someone who sells only drinks. -_-"
So that day when i was drinking the not-so-sedap-mahal-plak-tu drink, it was teh o ais limau actually, terasa mcm xbleh blah plak lepak upten. Omg, i used to worship this place before, now all i see is a junk place with nice food and crappy drinks. Especially with the faggoty Peel Fresh advertisements, i just dont feel that 'eating' aura anymore. Luckily makcik apten ciken rais tu ada, okay sket. Taktau la apa yang ok, just felt ok. Suka hati aku lah.
Ok iklan jap, im in the lab writing this blog now, these bloody mat-salleh-wannabe students nyebok plak. So semangat for a discussion with their fukken english. You understandssss what i meanssssss? I agree witt chu, der kampeni need to understandssss the errr, pekerja(waves hands), employeesssssss. And then giggle. Blablabla, Oh, so you wantsssss to choose the employeessss before, uhhh, amek diorang kerja? Lolololol. Its just a frickin discussion, gecek sudeyh. Mu ni nate gapo nak gecek omputih, dok pahe ambo ni. If the reason is to improve your english, do it with an english literate, at least you can improve. Whats the point of speaking if theres no one there to correct your mistakes? Owh, what did you say? As a confidence boost? You'll make a laughing stock the way i see it.
Okay iklan habis. So where were we? Oh right, tgh merapu. So tu je la. Bye
Regards,
Takpuashati?Adaakukesah?
P.S: Its too long, dont read tq.
P.S2: I still talk with facts btw.
P.S3: Owh, u wanna get me a PS3? Thanks! :)
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