Saturday, July 17, 2010

What an APpointment!

Okay so yesterday had an effing 'thrilling' time with the Dato's eating satay @ Kajang. Damn they were some big status people and whats so cool is i didnt expect that those type of people wouldve come. Shiiitt, nasib baik wa dah pakai smart2 beb, ala shah rukh khan gitu. Bukannya apa bro, wa ada wedding sebelum tu, tu yang pakai smart2 tu. Kalau wa pakai selekeh bapak malu beb! Jatuh air muka wa, x gengster ar mcm ni. Kah3. Okay so back to the future, called the middlemen, sorang datang lambat at 9pm, lagi sorang tak datang langsung. Memang terbaik dari ladang. But then i was already on my way, so what the heck, ill book the table and order drinks first. Sampai-sampai je, saw this guy tengah minum air kelapa, mcm sedap plak. Hehe. Air kelapa sampai je, the guy looked at me, i looked at him, he looked at me, i looked at him(longer with this face expression), then he didnt look at me at all.

About 10 minutes and 2 cigarettes later, my lawyer arrived with his new white Alza-zazavuvuzela. "Ah, nasib baik smpai awal, mati kebosanan aku", I sighed. We chatted a bit here and there, then the middleman smpai with the Dato's perutssss. Damn, why do almost a majority of named people(with titles i mean) have to have a big belly? Might as well I eat effing a lot, have a belly, then make u guys call me dato'! Haha. Or are bellies are one of the needed features to be included in the resume to apply for Datukship? Not to associate bellies with Dato', but thats what a majority of them have(i repeat, a majority, not all) in my experience meeting all of these titled people. Okay so back to the meeting, diorang sampai je, sesi adat istiadat melayu salam-menyalam diadakan untuk meriahkan lagi suasana keadaan di pondok ala2 bali itu.

What i liked about these type of guys, is they are very straight to the point, and they have very good communication skills. Not to mention their matured jokes and matured topic discussions. I was like, damn, i should hangout with these people! My hair is halfway theirs, so lets start with the belly. Haha. Dah duduk settle order je, one of them started the talk with "Okay, lets get straight to the point, shall we?" I was beginning to like this already. Then discuss, discuss, discuss, in conclusion what my lawyer had was not what they want. So a bit bull di situ. But nevertheless, I did say to them, "Sorry to let you down dato', but ill try and search for any available *toot* from my contacts. Ill contact you immediately once ive got my hands on them." Bunyi mcm xbleh blah kan? Well, im not supplying whores from mainland China, mind you, im supplying something important for a business. Classified. Lalala. But damn, kalau supply whore best jugak siot. Ill be a bapak ayam, and all of my ayams will wear my handbags, and all my clients will be dato's and dato wannabes. You'll see me in a 6-star hotel lobby, with mah bling2 nigga-like gold tooth, a lit cigar, wearing a full suit, and ill greet everyone with "Sup dawg." Hahaha.

P.S: Pray for me everibadi! Due monday/tuesday. Haih. :(

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