Dream Bike. . .

Ah, felt like the old golden days when i got my bike back from the shop. How I starved like hell just to get a seat post. And when i worked for a month at hotel armada to get a Fox Vanilla RC fork. Damn. The old golden days.

Behold, the cup of glory. The golden stallion. How it glimmers under the sun, although it was shady. The faded, 5 year old frame, the scratched crank, the stickerless fork, the shaky headset, and lame Deore FD.



See the explicit Truvativ Stylo crank equipped with ISIS drive. How technology uplifts the beauty of the mountain bike. The smooth drive, with lame ass bearings makes my ride comfortable and adds a quarter horsepower!



Ah, the Thompson Lite stem. Lightweight, durable, and equipped with lifetime warranty. You can imagine how effingly expensive it is. I do.



Now, with new Continental Vertical tyres I can make my day by drifting at corners in switchbacks, and even downhill! And guess what, it punctures everytime you cycle horizontally too. This lame ass tire is so sophisticated with technology, that it actually helps you slide down AND up a slope without difficulty. They call me DK now thanks to these babies.



I am so good with my PR, I can get a TESTER seat on my bike at a good price. I wont admit that im on a budget, but I am good and the seat is good. This Recaro-like ass seat is so good, it makes farting and anal seems easier. Some kick ass seats!





Damn my bike sucks.