Rilek la brader

Had a kinda "same shit different day" routine, except it was friday, so i had friday prayers! Was at KL earlier, singgah la Masjid Jamek nak solat. Parked somewhere far, then walked around 8 minutes walking distance. Sampai2 je masjid i was like wtf, ramai gila orang wei! Masuk2 je, almost everybody brought a sejadah along, and there i was, jalan tunggang langgang bawak bontot dgn sunglass. Lol.

I said to myself ok lets find tempat amek wudhu'(ablution pipe? rofl!) first. Line boleh tahan panjang mcm nak amek susu chocolate goodday free masa kat primary school dulu. Dah habis2 ok time to carik port semayang. All the shaded areas dah fully booked, even bawah pokok nak lepak dari terik matahari pun was full! Damn. Pusing2 found this tiang ala2 tiang signboard at the road side. I thought no use being picky now, id better take whatever shade i can get from the 15cm diameter pole. -_-" So there i was dengar khutbah, sandar kat tiang under the sun with my shades on. Xbleh blah. 5 minutes went on, dah xtahan, id better find a spot nak solat, coz if not ill be praying on cement. Imagine the heatwave!

Okay then nampak mamat ni, 3 orang member2, sorang satu sejadah. Nak start solat je i went straight beside the guy, pushing him aside nak amek ruang atas sejadah. Hahahaha. Talk about rudeness. It was effing hot, i dont give a fuck. Alas, i made it, himpit diorang ke kiri, until i get the sejadah almost all to myself, whereas the owner got the friends sejadah. HAHA. Mission Accomplished. Still, theres no shade. So i was sweating gila babi mcm baru lepas keluar swimming pool. So dub dab dub dab, imam ucap "Allahuakbar", time to rukuk. I bent down je, all the fricking sweat jatuh atas sejadah brader sebelah tu. Aku juling kat brader, brader juling kat aku. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Jahat sial.

P.S: Blame global warming!!!!